Tuesday, March 13, 2018

The Evolution of Sex

So you know that evolution happens because species mutate when they reproduce, when the genes interchange through sexual reproduction. But do you know that sex evolves too. In 2015, researchers from Etobicoke University announced that they had discovered several types of sex.

Good sex is what everyone wants.. you know, Christian and Ana's first time together as husband and wife... "Ah, wife of mine," Christian says. "Husband, I want you. Please," Ana says. He marvels at her, plays with her nipples, goes down on her, and then they have missionary ah-ah-mazing sex.

Do you want a sex like that? Well first find what sex you are practicing now and then ask for the change. Etobicoke researchers tells us that sex evolves and now thanks to zmark.ca you're here to discover that for yourself.

So you have met her, online or at the bar, it does not matter. You've taken her for dinner and you've done the watching movie thing. And now, you're waiting for that magical moment of sexual encounter. Scars speak more loudly than the sword that caused them said drunk Paulo Coelho. So, without even noticing, you start practicing Texting Sex

Texting sex is for a moment, it should be practiced sporadically and strategically. It should be practiced after the third date and only when you and her are a flame of desire. You should be very careful not to go too deep into this kind of sex. You can get a pathological problem of texting diarrhea.

Once texting begins, it might not stop. The more texts you receive, the more you feel obligated to text back. Texting is full of confusion. Messages can be misinterpreted or misconstrued, leading to uncertainty and anxiety.

If you pass the pitfall of texting sex and you've had that amazing (or not) first sexual encounter, according to Etobicoke University researchers, your sex has just evolved to the next stage, called Standing Sex. This is the sex that happens when you and a partner are short time period together, and you both are so horny that you're screwing anytime, anywhere.

Some things look so cool in the movies, but don’t work well off screen.  Kissing in the rain? Gorgeous in a movie, but cold and horrible in the real world. So it is with sex while standing pushed against a wall. Hot as can be in fiction, but oh so awkward in reality.

Anyway, standing sex is the stage of infatuation. This is the stuff of romantic novels, Hollywood movies and celebrity gossip. Infatuation is intense, with a passion, and it is too good to be true. If you pass the buzz of infatuation without waking up to one morning just to find excitement gone you have move closely to live with your partner.

The third type according to the research, is the so-called Bed Sex - you are with your partner for a long time. Sex becomes routine and it is mainly practiced on the bed in the bedroom.

When it comes to bed sex, you may feel like you’ve got into a routine that just meet your needs. The most important thing is that you both enjoy your sex life so, whether it’s "routine" or not, if it feels right, then it probably is.

But sex drive is a fickle thing. It’s easily affected by stress, poor sleep, poor diet, and lack of exercise, leaving you too distracted or exhausted to really perform behind closed doors. Unfortunately, by my own research 50 % of the women over 40 tend to lose interest for sex.

And that brings us to next level of sex,  the so-called Hallway Sex - You are a way too long with a partner. You meet mainly in the hallway, and you are cold to each other and you just say - "Fuck you!"... and you hear "fuck you" back. Not as pleasurable as other forms of sex but still there is a communication. Until...

And then, according to the researchers, comes the last stage of the sex evolution, the pinnacle of sex... so called Legal Sex - it happens when you can no longer able to bear your partner. She sued you on the court requesting separation, and right there in the court she fucks you for the last time.

You jointly owned a home with couple years left on the mortgage. Your savings account contained a large sum of readily available cash that you might use for emergency funds, college tuition and living expenses for you and your kids... and by practicing legal sex, all that is gone.

You can control your desire, but not the legal sex. Your desire forces you to take sexual opportunities to go right or left, but the legal sex is a one-way street.

Good luck to us all. 😜

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